so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.
may I present to you Mr. Vice President Bro Biden
That was an awesome suggestion that that kid had.
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
and suddenly everything is clear
if you can accept RDJ as the most brilliant scientist/engineer in the world, then you can accept Natalie Portman as an astrophysicist.
We don’t need any more MCU Jane Foster legitimacy posts.
This one finished all arguments.
Both are beautiful people and one is silly- that one being RDJ. BAM.
Hey what’s the most times you can masturbate without dying
so this is the ultimate question
the answer to life the universe and everything
no literally never go out in public with me I will say “dog” every time I see a dog and I will say “hello” to every dog that I meet and if we’re having a conversation I will stop and point when a dog goes by
I wave at dogs long before I wave at their people.
THIS IS ALL I ASK FOR. YOU DONT HAVE TO GIVE THE LADIES MORE ARMOR IF YOU DONT WANT TO BUT THIS IS WHAT I ASK FOR IN RETURN.
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING
excuse me but yes it was definitely necessary to reblog this.
ALL THE AWARDS GO TO THIS GUY
Once a king, always a king.