Futo-chan
I love rainbows so freaking much.

I love rainbows so freaking much.

supaslim:

steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

may I present to you Mr. Vice President Bro Biden

That was an awesome suggestion that that kid had.

bucken-berry:

wizardsandhijack:

hospitalf0rsouls:

Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…


did Mary have a little lamb?

you broke the world

and suddenly everything is clear

Holy crap, this is true for him.

if

minionier:

destronomics:

if you can accept RDJ as the most brilliant scientist/engineer in the world, then you can accept Natalie Portman as an astrophysicist.

We don’t need any more MCU Jane Foster legitimacy posts.

This one finished all arguments.

Both are beautiful people and one is silly- that one being RDJ. BAM.

nevertrustthepenguin:

kinkjolras:

blindterezi:

sassyterrorist2:

Hey what’s the most times you can masturbate without dying

image

so this is the ultimate question

the answer to life the universe and everything

Holy shizzballs

Their teacher was secretly teaching them all some hardcore Sociology and intense life lessons, bro.

sealcat:

no literally never go out in public with me I will say “dog” every time I see a dog and I will say “hello” to every dog that I meet and if we’re having a conversation I will stop and point when a dog goes by 

I wave at dogs long before I wave at their people.

alamogirl80:

birdonwing:

thegoddamazon:

marquesadesantos:

snufffie:

THIS IS ALL I ASK FOR. YOU DONT HAVE TO GIVE THE LADIES MORE ARMOR IF YOU DONT WANT TO BUT THIS IS WHAT I ASK FOR IN RETURN.

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

YES

excuse me but yes it was definitely necessary to reblog this. 

BLESS THIS

ALL THE AWARDS GO TO THIS GUY

alamogirl80:

birdonwing:

thegoddamazon:

marquesadesantos:

snufffie:

THIS IS ALL I ASK FOR. YOU DONT HAVE TO GIVE THE LADIES MORE ARMOR IF YOU DONT WANT TO BUT THIS IS WHAT I ASK FOR IN RETURN.

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

YES

excuse me but yes it was definitely necessary to reblog this. 

BLESS THIS

ALL THE AWARDS GO TO THIS GUY

richardthecat:

Once a king, always a king.

richardthecat:

Once a king, always a king.

charliexxx:

notthebatman:

GPOY

same.

cherry82:

giannamarie:

My god

And these beasts kill roughly 3000 people a year statistics say. Awwww…but look at him…

Well…the babies are nice and cute, though.

cherry82:

giannamarie:

My god

And these beasts kill roughly 3000 people a year statistics say. Awwww…but look at him…

Well…the babies are nice and cute, though.